I haven’t written one of these posts in ages.
The volume of dumb and crazy emails I get has decreased over the last year. I think it’s because I scared these people off with my last couple of posts on the issue – here and here.
I’ve hidden any personal information to protect their identities.
This’ll give you an idea of some of the bizarre things I have to read on a daily basis. Plus, you’ll laugh your ass off.
Here’s goes…
can u information me about apple?
Umm, ok. What kind of apples are you interested in, buddy?
Bring home some cat food, string cheese, and some bread
I just live with my daughter, so this one confused me for some time. And I don’t even have a cat.
hey can i ask you some questions about musce?
please answer me. hurry pls
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Where is heaven bro?
Wherever there’s love, my friend. Wherever there’s love.
Greetings of the day. I am very much crazy about to make body build.
Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! I’m crazy about make body build too!
i wana know what food stuffs in indian style would make my muscles bulker
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Can you prepare for me program for steroid , to build muscles
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hi sir. my muscle not grow up… pls tell me what doing …
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Hi sir I want do trning withe you becz I want six pick
Hop on a plane and let’s do this!
Hi Mark, the problem is I’m too stressed up with with the worry of how to gain massive muscles fast. I’ve tried working on many people’s advice but still i see no gain. I’m 23yrs old at only 64kg of body weight and a height of 5ft 8” and my aim is to reach 100kg of body weight and a height of 6ft. I love a ripped body like yours so much. Please help me gain atleast 20lbs of lean muscles each month, it will be a great pleasure.Thanx in advance
At 23, you want to gain 20lbs of muscle every single month and growth 4 inches taller. No worries. Let me discuss this with my team of unicorns and I’ll get right back to you.
dear sir, i want to gain size of muscles as soon as possible.. so can u please suggest me the right protein the d amount to take it.. right nw m working out at gym.. n m using Big Muscles protein..
Gotta get me some of that ‘Big Muscles Protein’!
Hi Mark McManus. My bicep size is not getting increase,I do lift heavy wieght plus low reps for bicep, but the size is stucked somewhere in my arms.
The size is stuck somewhere in your arms. Sounds more like something you’d need to go to hospital about.
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I do so much talking about THT, training, show you people’s results, and the free download is on virtually every page of this site. Then people contact me asking for a muscle-building workout? What am I missing here? lol
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looool!! Tell us about those apples Mark 😀
Great! This is just what I needed today actually 🙂
Thanks for the laughs. Hey, if you come across that “big muscle protein” mix, make sure you share it with the rest of us 🙂 It’s gotta have apples in it…
I am sure there are a number of us with big muscles stucked inside our arms just waiting to be released. Cheers
I love for cat ver’ moch an’ get big protein for cat to grow 4 inchies an’ ver’ beeg mossols…….
This line was a real tickler, “Let me discuss this with my team of unicorns and I’ll get right back to you” 🙂
Their crazy requests are only superceded by their stellar grammar
Those are great! Thanks for the laugh 🙂
LMAO! I can see you enjoying the moment. Such moment as this do bring such laughter and plain fun which we all need. Lucky you and thanks for sharing the smiles. Cheers!
If anyone is interested, I do have a supply of special magic apples, as recommended on this site. Guaranteed to add up to 30lbs of muscle in six weeks.
Please contact me for further details. These aren’t to be mistaken for ordinary apples. Or even ordinary magic apples. These are special.
Please state preference for green or red in your order. Green for high reps. Red for low reps.
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That kind of people justifies what they say:”All bodybuilders are brainless”LoL
Still happy that my question about ‘periodic whiskey consumption on TSPA’ didn’t make the list.
Through experience, I found that limiting it to two nights per week did not prevent me from achieving nine percentage points in BF drop over ten weeks (18% -> 9%). Maybe it would have taken fewer weeks without it… but it would have been much more difficult to tolerate.
lol great comments, guys. Made me laugh 😀
@Sam. 18% bodyfat to 9% bodyfat in 10 weeks on TSPA is fantastic, especially with drinking whiskey lol Well done!
Right. Because ridicule is the best way get more subscribers/followers and make fun of people who seem that English is a 2nd language.
Sorry, this makes you out to be a pompous ass rather than someone dedicated to helping others.
I don’t think Mark is necessarily making fun of people whose first language is not English – it’s clearly people too lazy to read any of his excellent articles and content.
Maybe Mark should do an Indian version of his site?
Apple!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Muscles Protein… Big Muscles is an Indian Brand, They make pretty good stuff, I use this brand too. So there is nothing to make fun about it..